Friday, Saturday, Sunday; 30 September, 1 & 2 October 2005
Passage I spend a few minutes Friday morning photographing Thomas
Telford s bridge over the Spey near Craigellachie, and then light out for Elgin
and the Gordon & MacPhail shop. In former times, Scottish grocers often held whisky
in bulk, and many became bottlers and blenders in their own right. The more
successful of these usually dropped the grocery business eventually. G&M has
maintained their shop, even as they have become the largest independent bottler
of Scotch whisky. Their maturation warehouses stand on the edge of Elgin, and the
tiny grocery is dominated by the bottled product. They d been in the process of
expanding when I visited last year, doubling the floor space, and I have been keen
to see the result. It is more than ever the proverbial candy store for us oversized
kids. My budget is a
little tight this year, so I reluctantly pass over the 120 Port Ellens and
such, and settle for an Ardbeg Very Young and a handful of minis, including a 3
x 10cl set of Glenrothes 79, 89, and 92. Okay, two handfuls. Then I am off to
Plockton, on the west coast, not far from the bridge to Skye.
When I
first started coming to Scotland, I never booked anything in advance, preferring
to let whim guide my travels. Four or five years ago, in midtrip, I found myself
feeling a bit lost, and I called my good friend Elaine in Dunfermline. Why
don t you go to Plockton? she said, and I did. It s a pretty little town on a
picturesque crescent bay, a planned herring port from the 18th century now full
of B&Bs and holiday cottages. I knocked on the door of a B&B along the main
street, but was turned away. Down at the old stone pier, I eyed a large stone
house with a B&B sign out front, and immediately pegged it as too expensive. Up on
the back street, I knocked on another door.
No, I m booked up, I m
sorry, said the lady who answered, but come in, I ll make a phone call for
you. The call bore fruit, and she sent me back down to the house by the pier!
And that is how it is that I have spent a few days every year since with Richard
and Teresa in Plockton. They are wonderful people, their house is
lovely, and the prices, it turned out, are very reasonable. You may take that as
an unqualified recommendation.
There are two good hotels with restaurants
and bars along the main street, the Plockton Hotel looking over the bay, and the
Plockton Inn a little up the hill. There is also an excellent restaurant up at
the old train station (the Kyle of Lochalsh line itself is alive and well)
called Off The Rails. Somehow, it has always seemed to be closed for a holiday
when I visit, but I have a fine meal there tonight. Back in town, I pop into the
Inn.
My preference for the Inn or the Hotel varies from year to year, and
even from night to night. The Inn has a more pub-like atmosphere, and a good
selection of a couple dozen or so malts all basic distillery bottlings, but
certainly something for everyone. Tonight, unfortunately, is Quiz Night. Last year, I
fell in with some gray-bearded locals on Quiz Night, and we did quite well, but
I m not up for it tonight; so down to the Hotel. Only a handful of malts here,
but there is Deuchars IPA in the cask, one of my favorites. The Inn, for some
reason, favors London Pride and other southern beers. I have a nice evening
chatting with a young English couple who are on their way to Waternish; no doubt
I will see them in the Stein Inn Monday night.
I take a total down day on
Saturday, letting the car sit. In the afternoon I sit in the B&B's very
comfortable sitting room and nibble on cheese and crackers, sip on Glenrothes
92, peruse Whisky Magazine #50, and don t watch golf. Dinner is at the Hotel,
but later a wedding party spills into the bar. One of the happy couple is Dutch,
and there are several very pretty Dutch women. Well, you know I ve had quite
enough of pretty Dutch women. Ha ha! Just kidding. But I don t feel comfortable
with the tuxedoed mob, and I retreat to the Inn. There, I fall in with another
young English couple, architects named Claire and Murray, and have a grand time
playing pool and socializing. I walk a crooked route home.
Sunday I drive
to Glenelg, where stand two excellent brochs. I ve been here before, of course,
but I enjoy investigating them anew, and looking for different ways to
photograph them. The weather doesn t much cooperate, and indeed it has been
fairly miserable on the west coast for some weeks. I do some noodling around in
the car before returning to Plockton.
Back at the B&B, I ask Richard and Teresa if I might spend some time
online, and they leave me to it while they go out to dinner at Off The Rails.
Some time later, the phone rings, and I listen, idly at first, as the answering
machine kicks on. The voice on the line is my brother s, and immediately I know
that I must go home to bury my father.
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